"I'm on my way to feel you."

Alright, let's start with the sex at work thing: it didn't happen. Rob texted me flipping out because he didn't wake up until after the time that I'd told him to come. He promised to make it up to me. I'm not worried about it, and I'll explain why shortly.

So Saturday night, he texts me and asks if I can walk to his house. I did so. And, for the record, it took me AN HOUR. AN HOUR OF UPHILL WALKING. I was not thrilled about it, and I probably wouldn't have done it for anybody else, but the sex is just too damn good to pass up on.

We sat outside and talked about concerts and mosh pits, sharing a forty. We finished it within a half hour, and we were feeling pretty good. He took me inside to his bedroom, and we sat there for a minute. Then he leaned over and started kissing me. (Have I mentioned that I LOVE when he does it first?)

I then cannot even begin to explain how good the sex was. His bed is rather small, so we took it upon ourselves to get into the lotus position. EVERY SINGLE TIME we do that, it's...unbelievable, and I don't know why. We held each other and dug into each other, breathed on each other's bare skin, and I was so aware of everything in that moment. My hair fell on his shoulder and I bit into his skin so I didn't have to make so much noise. It's that kind of open-mouthed, silent screaming and panting sort of sex.

Then he got on top of me, and he came on my stomach. Immediately after, he slid back into me...and he came AGAIN. I didn't even realize it, but he stayed frozen for a moment with a wild look in his eyes. So I asked, and he told me. He said it was probably the closest a man could get to having multiple orgasms.

Needless to say, I felt like a goddess.

He took me home, and I laid in bed thinking about it, and I cried. I actually cried over sex. It was THAT good.


So, now, I suppose I'll explain why I'm not worried about the work thing. Mariah said that my free pass is still there. The second part of this, and it's almost unbelievable, but I swear to GOD it's true: Rob had an interview with Mariah today. She's hiring him.

We're going to have the same fucking job. We're gonna be working together.

...This is a whole new level of something, though I'm not sure what. It's going to be uncomfortable for a while, I know that. I hope it turns into something fun. I think working together will change our dynamic, and it will change pretty severely. I'm not sure if it will turn good or bad, but I know it'll change.

So everybody hope for the best.