Team Rob, eh?

That whole thing cracks me up. So many of you guys rooting for him, it's like...it's like some weird story is happening in my own life. I love it!

So, speaking of Rob...something amazing is set to happen tomorrow at work.

My boss, whom we will call...Mariah...has given me a free pass to do something sexual at work. She and I are very, very close- we finally uttered the phrase "best friends" today. She's an amazing person and I love her very much.

But anyway. Back to the sexin's.

Mariah was talking to me about an hour ago, and she gave me one free pass to do something sexual at work, in the back room. She said she'll cover for me, and there's no cameras back there.

So I asked Rob if he'd come to work tomorrow during a specific time frame when no one is working except for Mariah and me and let me give him head in the back room. Perhaps it will turn into more, I have no idea yet.

I was absurdly nervous to ask him this, for reasons unknown to me. It's just so...BALLSY, and scary...and I really didn't want him to say no.

But he said yes. He said it sounded like fun.

Mariah and I are going out to karaoke night in about an hour. We're going to have to figure out code phrases or something for her to do in case it goes wrong and we need to stop immediately (ie, surprise visit from a co-worker or the DM or something).

I'm scared shitless. I've done a lot of really bold stuff before, but this is...this is my JOB. I NEED this job. I'm swimming in bills and I can't afford to lose it. If we get caught, I'll be fired.

But that's also the thrill of it all.

I don't think I've EVER been this excited to go to work.