Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Eat your heart out, Marvin Gaye.

In my opinion, the Nine Inch Nails song "Closer" is ridiculously overrated. Everyone and their brother wants to fuck to it. Well...not WITH their brothers. That would just be weird.

In reality, it's not even all that great to fuck to. The strong beat helps, but it's the outright blatancy of the song that makes everyone think it will rock their world.

So, in an effort to make peoples' sex lives better, here is MY list of songs that you should fuck to.

And, yes...every one of these songs has been personally tested by me. :D



Marilyn Manson
Vodevil




Kidneythieves
Zerospace



Disturbed
Criminal




Lords of Acid
Lover




Love Spit Love
How Soon Is Now?
(Cover of The Smiths song)




Powerman 5000
When Worlds Collide




Tool
Aenima

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