*scream*

Yesterday, I had sex for the first time in almost two weeks.

It set me off.

Tonight, I just want to fuck Shawn, the fridge, the cats, the downstairs neighbor, everyone else in this building, and then have a gang bang with every guy in this little town.

Seriously. It's bad. I can't get off enough times. I'm already at 6. I'm tired, I want to sleep. But it's starting to physically hurt me, and I can't sleep.


Actually, that whole cats thing? Yeah, no. I couldn't fuck an animal.

But the fridge? Well, that's still up for debate.