Sunday, May 3, 2009

In regards to a comment...

"Seduce Rob. As if he'd say no. Don't give him a choice. If it's good, sex will happen again more once he starts craving it. Maybe he just needs reminding. Or do another $150 bet :)"



I JUST REALIZED THAT I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO SEDUCE PEOPLE.

You have to understand, almost all of sexual partners were/are either:
A) Boyfriends
B) Drunken one night stands
C) Drunken one night stands that turned into long term sexual relationships



I do NOT seduce. I don't. I usually just end up throwing myself on top of someone until they agree.

I like your idea. Rob was just telling me a couple nights ago that he loves to seduce people, and I was like, "Eh." I just realized that the reason I'm so "eh" about it is that I DON'T KNOW HOW TO.

Jesus. That's pathetic.

Tips?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Walk into his bedroom wearing something skimpy. Tell him how much you want him. Kiss him while removing his clothes.

That should do it.

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